Clowns in Funny Hats

1. Daniel Jenky, Roman Catholic Bishop of Peoria

In Sunday’s sermon before the faithful of Peoria, Illinois, Roman Catholic Bishop Daniel Jenky said:

“Clemenceau, nicknamed ‘the priest eater,’ tried the same thing in France in the first decade of the 20th Century…Hitler and Stalin, at their better moments, would just barely tolerate some churches remaining open, but would not tolerate any competition with the state in education, social services and health care…In clear violation of our First Amendment rights, Barack Obama, with his radical, pro-abortion and extreme secularist agenda, now seems intent on following a similar path.”

So, Your Eminence, our radically secular, pro-abortion president is on the trail of Hitler and Stalin? Really? Well, at least Bishop Jenky had the courtesy to qualify the comparison somewhat by comparing Obama to the two most evil and bloodthirsty men of the 20th century “at their better moments.”

2. Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger, Pope Benedict XVI of the Roman Catholic Church

The church has been facing charges of sexual abuse for decades, more or less unsuccessfully. Victims of abuse, most having endured abuse at the hands of priests as young people, had their claims discounted, filed away, bureaucratically manhandled. Losing patience with the church’s glacial pace, police officials in Belgium raided church offices looking for evidence of official cover-up. The Pope expressed outrage and called for ‘respecting the rights of victims.’ Of course, the ‘victims’ he was referring to weren’t the thousands of victims of sexual abuse at the hands of his church’s priests, but the church itself, which had to endure the unwanted advances of those leather-clad rough boys from the Belgian police.

3. Pete Broadbent, Bishop of Willesden, Church of England (Anglican Church)

You see, Bishop Pete is a modern man. Just like most of his flock these days, he uses social media to connect with people and, sometimes, to offend them. In the days following the announcement of the marriage of Price William and Lady Kate Middleton, he used facebook to compare them to sort of a third-rate celebrity couple and predicted the marriage would only last seven years. Now, many people might share Bishop Pete’s sentiments, but few would risk their livelihood to express them publicly, fewer still when the subject is your country’s future sovereign. Hey, Bishop Pete: #fail.

4. Unnamed Muslim Cleric, Europe (representative photo)

Danger in vegetables? As reported in The Telegraph and elsewhere late last year, an unnamed Muslim cleric living in Europe warned women of the faith against the handling of bananas, cucumbers, or other produce resembling the male sex organ, for fear of stimulating impure sexual thoughts. According to the report, the cleric recommended that:

“[I]f women wanted to eat these foods, a third party – preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband – should cut the items into small pieces before serving.”

No zucchini for you!

5. Bill Murray, actual clown

From his 1993 film Groundhog Day (with Andie McDowell):

Phil (Murray): I’m a god.

Rita (McDowell): You’re God?

Phil: I’m a god. I’m not THE God…I don’t think.

3 thoughts on “Clowns in Funny Hats

  1. I don’t want to be in conflict with the Roman Catholic Church, or any other faith tradition, but I must defend my right to have my religion, and those of every other American, as well as the right of all Americans to be equally represented in the public square. While I will not criticize the doctrine of the Roman Catholic Church, I will say that the Roman Catholic Church enjoys a tax-exempt status at my largess and businesses operated by the Roman Catholic Church are subsidized by my taxes.

    The Roman Catholic Church can drop its tax-exempt status if Roman Catholic clergy want to use the church as a political advocacy organization. The Roman Catholic Church can also do its good works without benefit of taxpayer subsidies if they do not want the businesses the church operates to be subject to secular business regulations.

    The Thomas More Society has decided to defend Bishop Jenky from the IRS complaint filed by Americans United for Separation of Church and State. They may succeed given that six of the nine justices who sit on the Supreme Court of The United States, but that does not indicate that their defense of Jenky’s reprehensible comments are in any way appropriate.

    Not only am I offended by The Roman Catholic Church’s attempt to sabotage President Obama’s efforts to provide all Americans with proper health care, I am also offended by The Roman Catholic Church’s efforts to impose their religious doctrine on women by working to deny them control of their bodies and the efforts to deny equal human and civil rights to LGBTQ Americans.

    Bishop Jenky’s attack on President Obama was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

    As a result, I have created a parody website in which I will continue to expose the lack of respect for all things non-Roman Catholic.

    Bishop “Bear” Jenky

    Sadly, Bishop Jenky and other members of the Roman Catholic Church hierarchy have laid themselves open to this satirical treatment.

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