Last night, Mitt Romney won the GOP’s Nevada Caucus. Someone else finished second. A completely different person finished third.
On February 7, Colorado and Minnesota will hold their caucuses and Missouri will hold its non-binding primary.
On February 28, both Arizona and Michigan will hold primaries.
On March 6, primaries or caucuses will be held in Alaska, Georgia, Idaho, Massachusetts, North Dakota, Ohio, and a whole bunch of other places.
Later in the year, there will be other primaries in different states that will mean about as much as the color of the housecoat my 86 year-old mother will wear today to clean up her kitchen.
Let’s be honest. The other candidates may cobble together enough resources to continue (or not) but the race for the Republican presidential nomination is over. We know who will win it. Why, then, are we all behaving as if any of this Kabuki theater had any relevance to anything? Why all the breathless TV punditry? Why the handwringing over misstatements and their effects on polls?
These questions are rhetorical, of course, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t answers. The problem isn’t that we don’t know the answers but rather that we can’t face them.
In American politics today, money wins – not just for candidates and officeholders (obvious – look at the data), but also for the politics industry (campaign managers, pollsters, advance people, speechwriters, lawyers) and for the political media (pundits, columnists, networks, advertising). And all these stakeholders, whose livelihood depends on the continuation of and interest in campaigns, will do everything they can to make sure this essentially meaningless march not only continues but does so in a way that is as entertaining as possible. Their incomes depend on the fact that you’ll continue to watch.
So, send out the memo:
- Cue today’s gaffes…
- Show new polls…
- Make mountains out of molehills…
- New hairstyle on the spouse…
- Wicked-cool 3-D graphics…
- Find scandal…must find scandal.
End of the day? Means nothing.
Money has already won. End of story.